I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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