bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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