Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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