I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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