We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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