I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think I sprained my soul last night
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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