You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
im so drunk with asians
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me