For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16