Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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