I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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