is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
