It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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