my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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