i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT