i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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