I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I came so hard my ears popped.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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