hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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