his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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