i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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