was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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