Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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