Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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