Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Someone signed my nipple.
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