I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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