i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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