Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
