Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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