It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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