There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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