I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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