I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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