My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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