Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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