Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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