yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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