Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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