it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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