who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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