So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Randomize