i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".