Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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