I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sorry about my life...
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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