matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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