Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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