im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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