shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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