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Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This baby is an asshole
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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