I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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