it was like his penis was on wheels.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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