Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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