i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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